Tag Archives: xkcd

Manuals

The most ridiculous offender of all is the sudoers man page, which for 15 years has started with a 'quick guide' to EBNF, a system for defining the grammar of a language. 'Don't despair', it says, 'the definitions below are annotated.'

What happen when you assume

You know what happens when you assert--you make an ass out of the emergency response team.

Critical updates

I have a bunch of things open right now.

Make computer scientists listen to boring stories

Changing the names would be easier, but if you're not comfortable lying, try only making friends with people named Alice, Bob, Carol, etc.

Side effects

The problem with Haskell is that it's a language built on lazy evaluation and nobody's actually called for it.