You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred
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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant
