Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river
Nikita Khrushchev
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens.
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble
Ellen DeGeneres
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming – Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming – Mitch Hedberg
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it – Cullen Hightower
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it – Cullen Hightower
