Tag Archives: Sarcasm

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager.”

William S. Burroughs

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax

Albert Einstein

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done

Peter Ustinov

Apps Doing Things For No Reason

 

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons

Will Cuppy