The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless
You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in
You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in
Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them
Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them
