I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming – Mitch Hedberg
Category Archives: Quotes
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it – Cullen Hightower
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it – Cullen Hightower
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered”-Voltaire
“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered”-Voltaire
